Written by R.J. Williamson.
Performed by me.
Original:
https://youtu.be/Oauvp-pVZjQ
Burialgoods, comin' straight from the underworld.
All my minions know the Burial Grounds ain't nothin' to hex with... witches.
Bones step aside. Let a necromancer get a chance to describe
A wicked plan for some regicide
Wizards recognize when a masterful caster
Can conjure fires of desire in a bad witch's eyes
But them minions ain't nothin' but witches and bones
And spell slingin' ain't buyin' me towers and tomes
When the kingdom says I gotta pay apprentice loans
To get a permit for the potions that I brew on my own
It's all hex, money, power, how a wizard survives
My curses darker by the hour, witch I'm barely alive
Crawling up from the grave, blackened fingernails curled
Dark Lord grindset, comin' straight from the underworld
(Real wizard) I don't obey the laws of physics, I break 'em
(Real wizard) My minions roll up on your riches, I take 'em
(Real wizard) Your witch is trippin' on potions, I make 'em
And every guardsman knows to just let it slide
(Real wizard) I don't obey the kingdom's orders, I break 'em
(Real wizard) Your treasures cross into my borders, I take 'em
(Real wizard) My tonic causes a commotion, I make 'em
Even the Regent knows to just let it slide
He don't wanna be the next regicide
My shadow falls across your barony and fills it with disparity
For peasants it brings heartache but to me it brings prosperity
Their liege lord is lying fast asleep in his bed
And his loyal lady doesn't know he's already dead
I'm your nightmare, sippin' on your spirit like it's Hennessy
I'm right there, supernatural, lad you can't contend with me
Won't fight fair, I got all my minions behind me
If you can't see the ethereal you won't even find me
It's all hex, money, power, how a wizard survives
My curses darker by the hour, witch I'm barely alive
Crawling up from the grave, blackened fingernails curled
Dark Lord grindset, comin' straight from the underworld
(Real wizard) I don't obey the laws of physics, I break 'em
(Real wizard) My minions roll up on your riches, I take 'em
(Real wizard) Your witch is trippin' on potions, I make 'em
And every guardsman knows to just let it slide
(Real wizard) I don't obey the kingdom's orders, I break 'em
(Real wizard) Your treasures cross into my borders, I take 'em
(Real wizard) My tonic causes a commotion, I make 'em
And I recommend you just let it slide
You don't wanna be the next regicide